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Реальный патент США 1991 года
Теперь родителям укакавшихся детей будет счастье!
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Baby Shower
US Patent Issued In 1991
Kids poop. Oh, we know this may come as a surprise to some of you, but **it happens. It can be a difficult task, to say the least, to try to hold on to a squirmy one year old and rinse off their tiny beehinds. The shower head is too high up, the tub is too big and half pint wants to run around or plop down. You're trying to corral your writhing tyke with one hand while attempting target practice on a small moving posterior with the other.
Whew, we're worn out just thinking about it. But never fear, the Baby Shower is here! The BS snaps on to the side of your bathtub and is fully adjustable for poopers of all sizes. Place you know who, you know where and the gentle warm water spray will make clean-up time a joy. Okay, maybe joy is a little strong but hey, don't blame us, we're toilet trained!
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